Dad brought back holiday sweets for kids - turns out they're boobs & willies

A DAD gave his kids sweets he bought abroad — to find they were shaped like boobs and willies.

James Austin, 47, only realised his howler when one of his giggling sons showed him a “sperm” chew.

The social media manager then hurriedly collected the pornographic treats before his youngest grabbed hold of them.

James had been in Benidorm last weekend visiting his dad and popped into a gift shop to buy treats for sons William and Oliver, both 13, and their ten-year-old brother Samuel.

He swept up three bags of what he thought were “Spanish Haribo” which were on a waist-high shelf in the Candy Shop Diana store.

James, married to Helen, dished them out when he got back home in Derby — then got a rude shock later that evening.

He recalled: “William came down in fits of laughter and asked, ‘Have you seen these sweets, dad?’ and me and Helen just looked at each other confused.

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"When he showed me the sperm one, he was in hysterics.”

His kids’ X-rated assortment included a selection of willies, vaginas, and pairs of perky bum cheeks and breasts.

James said: “It suddenly dawned on me that Samuel might be about to open his so I quickly retrieved them from his room.”

James did sample one but said it tasted gross, adding: “I sort of bit it, said ‘nope’ then put them all in the bin.

"Samuel did ask where his sweets had gone, but I told him they were off.

“Helen’s been rolling her eyes at me.”

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